What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do you anal play alone?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What factors contributed to Taiwan's economic success compared to Mainland China, despite their close proximity?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.